Ice storm coats nation's middle; 5 dead

The latest news from our special Yahoo homepage, aside from details about the daily shooting rampage, was about the ice storm we enjoyed in the Midwest this weekend. Everything was coated with a half-inch of ice, which made everything very slippery. It was especially harrying carrying the baby across the supermarket parking lot in his extremely heavy Graco-brand car seat.


Everyone in Amagomundi world is okay, though.

But poor Abe Lincoln. He never saw it coming.