What did I do?

What did I do?, originally uploaded by AmagoMundi.

To be this lucky? After a 12 hour day on campus, I came home to find
that there was a martini and spicy chips eating for me at the kitchen
table.

I love my wife.

A Dialogue I Overheard

A: If you eat all your dinner you can watch an episode of Muppets.

B: No. I want to watch Polar Express [pronounced Poelick Ickspress].

A: No, you can watch Muppets. Polar Express has been put away for the season.

B: Where did it go? Who took it? Where did you send it?

A: Santa took it.

B: Oh. [Beat.] Is he going to bring it back?

BeeBu

BeeBu=Boobie. That's how J asks for breast milk.

Best Day Ever

Best Day Ever, originally uploaded by AmagoMundi.

Trains. In N Out. Enough said.

Why I Hate Fitted Sheets

Why I Hate Fitted Sheets, originally uploaded by AmagoMundi.

Here you can see one eating my sweatshirt. Whole.