A: If you eat all your dinner you can watch an episode of Muppets.
B: No. I want to watch Polar Express [pronounced Poelick Ickspress].
A: No, you can watch Muppets. Polar Express has been put away for the season.
B: Where did it go? Who took it? Where did you send it?
A: Santa took it.
B: Oh. [Beat.] Is he going to bring it back?
3 comments:
Jeez, dude. This makes me sounds so mean!
(Dear Reader: I am not a mean mom. Usually. Like, almost never.)
Sounds like it's Santa who is the mean one.
Exactly!
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